We all use to live in a world of competition. Where we always need to prove ourself better than others & some time the best . Cause the generation we are living in is all about showing off .
I think all of us might have experiance a time where all of our attempt to impress a person (really close to our heart) result neagatively . Which lead a relationship towards brak up or make us ashamed .
To prevent all this kind of things we must know what we should do or don't .
Here are few of the things we should never do
* Mess with another man's automobile. We don't care
if he stole your wife, your job, and your dog. It's
blasphemy.
*. Send an angry e-mail. Have the huevos to pick up
the phone or, better yet, have a téte-à-téte. Fireworks
aren't just for Independence Day.
* Dismiss a woman who shows any interest in
watching baseball with you. She wants you bad.
* Snoop through her e-mail, closets, or medicine
chest. There's probably nothing there you need to
worry about. But rest assured, you'll find something
you don't want to see.
*. Keep a home-run ball hit by the opposing team. Or
one hit by any player on the juice. We don't care if
it's worth millions. Throw it back or you're a traitor.
*. Forget an undershirt. Go ahead, let 'em see you
sweat. Just don't let 'em see sweat creeping out from
your underarms like dark, foreboding tunnels to your
moistened soul.
*. Four words: inner-thigh adductor machine. It
might be a tough-to-reach muscle group, but there's
never been a better way to strain your self-esteem.
*. Talk politics or religion with new friends. And if
you consider sports one of the two, leave that off the
table as well.
*Talk salary. The more you make, the easier it is to
cheapen your image.
* Have that extra drink. You know, the one that
takes you from hilarious to hyena. Always respect
your tippling point.
*. DIY plumbing. You think it looks easy. Then your
house falls down. Water, like Hulk Hogan's wife, is not
to be flirted with.
* Leer. Sure, her buttons are quivering to rein in her
pendulous bosoms. Sure, it looks "cold in here. " And
sure, each giggle causes her chest to sway
suggestively. But "pervert " isn't a label you can just
peel off.
* Argue with a cop. You were caught. Own up. Accept
defeat. The only thing you win in that battle is a
humid cell and a roommate nicknamed Stabby.
*Hang anything—your cellphone, your keys—on
your belt. You'll never get laid again. True story.
* Pluck your brows. It's okay to groom. It's okay to
like a woman who grooms. It's not okay to groom like
a woman.
* Go tanning. Forget skin cancer. Being trapped
between heating elements is for cheese.
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